How To Be Irresistible To Women

genie in a bottleThis blog is about how to live a long life full of energy, fun and all the other good stuff we all want.

There are several recurring themes here, things that are absolutely essential to living a “forever young” life. Like . .

Eat right.

Exercise.

And, of course, laugh.

Laugh loudly and often.

Here’s today’s contribution to the cause . . .

A man was walking on the beach one day when he found a lamp half buried in the sand.

He picked up the lamp, rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.”

The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account.” And . . .

POOF! It was done.

Next he wished for a candy apple red Ferrari, and . . .

POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him.

For his final wish he said, “I wish I was irresistible to women.” And . . .

POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

How ’bout you, got any genie or 3-wish jokes? If so, put them in the comments so we all can enjoy them.

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