I hope you have already read my Best Puns Of All Time!
Now, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you MORE Best Puns of All Time!
Oh, in case you are wondering. These are all “G” rated. There is no punography here!
1. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
2. Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
3. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
4. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
6. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
7. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
8. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
9. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
10. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
11. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
12. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
13. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
14. All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
15. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
16. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
17. Velcro – what a rip off!
18. Earthquake in Washington is obviously government’s fault.
19. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
20. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
21. I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
22. When chemists die, they barium.
23. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
24. Broken pencils are pointless.
25. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.