The 25 Best “Doctor Doctor” Jokes!

Forever Young people laugh as often as they can.

To get you giggling, here are the 25 Best “Doctor Doctor” Jokes Of All Time.

  1. Doctor Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
    How long have you been getting these Disney spells?

  2. Doctor Doctor, help me, I’m getting shorter and shorter!
    Just wait there and be a little patient.

    The 25 Best "Doctor Doctor" Jokes

  3. Doctor Doctor, I swallowed a bone.
    Are you choking?
    No, I really did!

  4. Doctor Doctor, I keep comparing things with something else.
    Don’t worry, it’s only analogy.

  5. Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed my pocket money.
    Take this and we’ll see if there’s any change in the morning.

  6. Doctor Doctor, I keep painting myself gold.
    Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!

  7. Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!
    When did this start?
    Next Tuesday.

  8. Doctor Doctor, my baby has swallowed a bullet.
    Well, don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

  9. Doctor Doctor, I keep singing “Green green grass of home.” I think I have Tom Jones syndrome.
    It’s not unusual…

  10. Doctor Doctor, Aaa, Eee, I, oooh! You…
    I think you may have irritable vowel syndrome.

  11. Doctor Doctor, I can’t help thinking I’m a goat.
    How long have you felt like this?
    Since I was a kid.

  12. Doctor Doctor, I’ve got amnesia.
    Just go home and try to forget about it.

  13. Doctor Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
    I never make rash promises.

  14. Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing spots before my eyes.
    Have you seen a doctor yet?
    No, just spots.

  15. Doctor Doctor, I’ve become invisible.
    I’m afraid I can’t see you now.

  16. Doctor Doctor, I’ve lost my memory.
    When did this happen?
    When did what happen?

  17. Doctor Doctor, I’ve got acute appendicitis.
    You’ve got a cute little dimple, too.

  18. Doctor Doctor, they’ve dropped me from the Baseball team – they call me butterfingers.
    Don’t worry, what you have is not catching.

  19. Doctor Doctor, I’m really worried about my breathing.
    We’ll soon put a stop to that.

  20. Doctor Doctor, What can I do? Everyone thinks I’m a liar?
    I find that very hard to believe!

  21. Doctor Doctor, I feel like a sheep.
    Oh, that’s very baaaaaaaad!

  22. Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
    Pull yourselves together, man.

  23. Doctor Doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film!
    Come back tomorrow and we’ll see what develops.

  24. Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of wigwams.
    The problem is, you’ve become too tents.

  25. Doctor Doctor, I’m addicted to brake fluid.
    Nonsense man, you can stop anytime.

    And a bonus . . .

  26. Doctor Doctor, what happened to that man who fell into the circular saw and had the whole left side of his body cut away?
    He’s all right now.

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