You know those jokes that start “What do you call . . .” and usually end with a groan.
Well, I have scoured the universe and discovered the 25 best “What Do You Call . . .” jokes in the whole world.
So, without further ado, I give you the answer to the question “What do you call a really lame idea for a blog post?”
- What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
Decalfinated.- What do you call
an exploding ape?
A baboom.- What do you call
a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.- What do you call
a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.- What do you call
bears without ears?
B.- What do you call
the shortest distance between 2 jokes?
A straight line.- What do you call
a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.- What do you call
a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.- What do you call
a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.- What do you call
a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.- What do you call
a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.- What do you call
a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.- What do you call
a lady magician?
Trixie.- What do you call
a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.- What do you call
a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.- What do you call
a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.- What do you call
a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.- What do you call
a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.- What do you call
a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.- What do you call
a fake noodle?
An Impasta.- What do you call
the best butter on the farm?
A goat.- What do you call
a song sung in a car?
A car-tune.- What do you call
something lying at the bottom of the ocean and twitching?
A nervous wreck.- What do you call
two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.- What do you call
a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
If these haven’t worn you out, be sure to check out my list of the 25 Best Puns Of All Time! And take a look at The Top 25 “What Do You Get . . .” Jokes!
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The one about the mexiacan playing basket ball cracked me up!
what do you call a man who lives in a mail box…
bill
How do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-i-gator.
You for got about………..”What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?”………….”A stick!”. LOL
Ah hah…got you all beat….what do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand—-quattro sink
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake? Bob.
What u do u call a man with three eyes? Seemore
What do you call a girl with a branch in her eye?
Treecie (Tree-see)
What do you call a one legged woman?
Ayleen.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickolotapus!
What did the fish say when he hit a cement wall?
DAM!!!!
what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreanus.
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs when you….. throw him over a fence? homer. on the front porch? matt. hanging on the wall? art. tied behind a boat? skip.
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