The 25 Best “What Do You Call” Jokes!

What Do You Call JokesYou know those jokes that start “What do you call . . .” and usually end with a groan.

Well, I have scoured the universe and discovered the 25 best “What Do You Call . . .” jokes in the whole world.

So, without further ado, I give you the answer to the question “What do you call a really lame idea for a blog post?”

  1. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
    Decalfinated.

  2. What do you call an exploding ape?
    A baboom.

  3. What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
    A civil serpent.

  4. What do you call a hippy’s wife?
    Mississippi.

  5. What do you call bears without ears?
    B.

  6. What do you call the shortest distance between 2 jokes?
    A straight line.

  7. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    A Doyouthinkhesawus.

  8. What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
    Polly unsaturated.

  9. What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
    A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

  10. What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
    A witty kitty.

  11. What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
    A car-toonist.

  12. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
    An alarm cluck.

  13. What do you call a lady magician?
    Trixie.

  14. What do you call a crazy spaceman?
    An astronut.

  15. What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

  16. What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
    A hoarse doctor.

  17. What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
    Mountie Python.

  18. What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
    A hip hopper.

  19. What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
    A medicine dropper.

  20. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An Impasta.

  21. What do you call the best butter on the farm?
    A goat.

  22. What do you call a song sung in a car?
    A car-tune.

  23. What do you call something lying at the bottom of the ocean and twitching?
    A nervous wreck.

  24. What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan.

  25. What do you call a camel with no humps?
    Humphrey.

If these haven’t worn you out, be sure to check out my list of the 25 Best Puns Of All Time! And take a look at The Top 25 “What Do You Get . . .” Jokes!

20 thoughts on “The 25 Best “What Do You Call” Jokes!

  1. what do you call a guy with no arms or legs when you….. throw him over a fence? homer. on the front porch? matt. hanging on the wall? art. tied behind a boat? skip.

  2. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot? Stu
    ” ” in the yard with leaves? Rustle
    ” ” in front of a door? Matt
    ” ” on a wall? Art

  3. What do you call a one legged women? EILEEN
    What does a one legged Asian, in the same predicament call herself? IRENE

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