The 25 Best “You Might Be A Redneck” Jokes

Surely you’ve heard jokes that start with “if” and end with “you might be a redneck.”

Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Most of them come from the best-selling comedy recording artist of all time, Jeff Foxworthy, and we can thank him for most of this 25 Best List.

As you read through the best 25 “You Might Be A Redneck” jokes, you’ll enjoy them more if you imagine them being said in Foxworthy’s characteristic slow drawl.

    1. If your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list . . . you might be a redneck.”

    2. If the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it . . . you might be a redneck.”

    3. If directions to your house include “Turn off the paved road” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    4. If you ever got stopped by a state trooper and when you were asked if if you had an I.D. and you said, ‘Bout What? . . . you might be a redneck.”

    5. If you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws . . . you might be a redneck.”

    6. If you think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company . . . you might be a redneck.”

    7. If when you see a sign that says “Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull your jeans up . . . you might be a redneck.”

    8. If you’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor . . . you might be a redneck.”

    9. If your family business requires a lookout . . . you might be a redneck.”

    10. If anyone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    11. If you stare at an orange juice container because it says “CONCENTRATE” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    12. If you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as “The day my ship came in” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    13. If you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head . . . you might be a redneck.”

    14. If you can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there is a law against it . . . you might be a redneck.”

    15. If you refer to the fifth grade as your “senior year” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    16. If on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor . . . you might be a redneck.”

    17. If 5th grade was the best six years of your life . . . you might be a redneck.”

    18. If your grandfather died and left everything to his widow but she can’t touch it until she’s fourteen . . . you might be a redneck.”

    19. If your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive . . . you might be a redneck.”

    20. If your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner . . . you might be a redneck.”

    21. If you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader . . . you might be a redneck.”

    22. If you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean . . . you might be a redneck.”

    23. If you throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it . . . you might be a redneck.”

    24. If your pocketknife has ever been referred to as “Exhibit A” . . . you might be a redneck.”

    25. If you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner . . . you might be a redneck.”

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