The Top 25 “What Do You Get” Jokes!

by Phil Santa Maria

"What Do You Get" Jokes“What do you get” jokes are kissing cousins of puns. Clever word play.

These are the 25 top “What do you get” jokes of all time. Says me.

(Be sure to read all the way to the end. There is a gem waiting there for you.)

  1. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?
    A pachydermatoloigst.

  2. What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
    You get an animal that goes to the news stand and comes back with last week’s newspaper.

  3. What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
    An eggsplosion.

  4. What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
    King Kongvict.

  5. What do you get if you cross a famous Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
    Toot and Car Man.

  6. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
    A fowl smell.

  7. What do you get if you cross an Indian with a cow?
    Geronimoo.

  8. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
    Polaroids.

  9. What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken?
    A hen that lays pooched eggs.

  10. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
    A rash of good luck.

  11. What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

  12. What do you get if you cross a godfather with a lawyer?
    An offer you can’t understand.

  13. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
    A sourpuss.

  14. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a bell?
    An alarm cluck.

  15. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cantaloupe?
    A melon-collie baby.

  16. What do you get if you cross an Eskimo with a pig?
    A polar boar.

  17. What do you get if you cross an owl with a goat?
    A hootenanny.

  18. What do you get if you cross a stream and a brook?
    Wet feet.

  19. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
    Bamboo.

  20. What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
    Something from another universe–ity.

  21. What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
    Bugs Bunny.

  22. What do you get if a dinosaur has a car accident?
    Tyrannosarus wrecks.

  23. What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
    A brush with the law.

  24. What do you get if you cross a hummingbird with a doorbell?
    A humdinger.

    And I’ve saved the best for last.

  25. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
    Elephino.

If you enjoyed these, you will also like The Best Puns Of All Time and The 25 Best “What Do You Call” Jokes.

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